DMV INSANITY!!!!!

So--everyone knows that DMV days are just going to be a drag--REGARDLESS whether your intentions are to be amiable and happy during the day. When moving to a new state--which we've done a few times now--I try to plan to have a babysitter for the kids, or Hunter or I go alone because EVERYONE KNOWS you DON'T take 4 kids to the DMV to update your car registration or drivers licenses. However--I had no choice. And yes--I was the ONLY parent (out of the 300 other people there) that had more than 2 children with me. After a few death threats on the way to the DMV ;-) , I could only hope that my children would keep our dysfunctions private. Amazing, even though we had to wait over 2 1/2 hours in a non-cooled, over-congested, highly chaotic setting--the snacks and coloring supplies held the kids over!!! Sterling even slept! Thanks be to heaven! And--of course--when we finally got called (90 people later), I was told I was missing several documents (all of which weren't on the "to have list" on the internet website), and that I needed to complete a few other car tests and come back again tomorrow. WHAT???!!!! During our stay, Cody held up the men's bathroom for 25 minutes while the line of men grew steadily angrier. To make it more comical, he announced to everyone, when he finally came out, that he "had to go POO!" Another day in the life of a mother. Mommy moments are just so...so...unrehearsed, uncouth, and generally embarrassing in public settings! At least 5 people said, "WOW. You really have your hands full!" NO KIDDING!! Anyway--after smog tests and vehicle verification tests--and a ton of money...I get to plan on going back again tomorrow. AGH!!